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The Egyptian - One Time Buy...

🐍 Unleash ancient power with The Egyptian shorts!

Snag these as a one-time purchase or subscribe for a bold new surprise design every month. Crafted from 95% cotton and 5% spandex, wrapped in comfort fit for a pharaoh - bringing the mystery and magic of the afterlife straight to your freaky cheeks. 


  • ✂️ Standard length leg 
  • 🚚 Free shipping – always included.
  • 🚫 No returns (for hygiene reasons) – check the Size Guide first.

※ Limited edition style – when they're gone, they're gone. Don't miss your chance to spark things up.

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